All joking aside, using condoms is an essential part of safe sex. They are a great way to protect yourself and your partner from STIs (sexually transmitted infections), including HIV/AIDS and unwanted pregnancy. Not only can condom slogans make condom use more appealing, but they also help people become aware of the health risks associated with unprotected sex.
Here are some funny condom slogans that will make you think twice before having unprotected sex:
Don't be silly; wrap your willie!
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey!
Love is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Cover your stump before you hump.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.